Sunday, April 13, 2008

Rise of the Machines

http://hardware.slashdot.org/hardware/08/04/12/0420231.shtml?tid=216

So the terminator has moved from fiction to prophecy? Robot bears? Impending threat? Will the Russian phishing hackers harvest command codes for our killing machines?

Robears... United States, Amerenemy #1

Sunday, March 16, 2008

Knowledge King

As far as I can tell I am the first on eHow with a Windows Vista Service Pack One upgrade guide. I am the bleeding edge of all hat is Knowledge. I am all that is man.

Installing Service Pack One for Windows Vista

Thursday, March 13, 2008

Knowledge Sharing Part II

In a further expedition in my effort to make portions of my knowledge available to the world in bits through eHow in the form of simple articles that can make you life easier of empower you immensely, I have produced four more articles that are available for your reading.

How to do jewelry as a man

How to take scenic pictures in fairly dense woods

How to burn a couple easy calories with water

How to kill a gianoromous snake

Read or don't read, I don't care.

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Relax Part II


Breath in

Monday, March 10, 2008

Relax

Breathe Out

Friday, March 7, 2008

Knowledge Sharing

I decided to make portions of my knowledge available to the world in bits through eHow in the form of simple articles that can make you life easier of empower you immensely. So far I have released two of these. One empowers you immensely while the other can make life a little easier.

How to write a paper between midnight and 9am and still turn it in

How to avoid heavy metal consumption and save on batteries

Enjoy

Friday, February 29, 2008

Important Reminder


With great mustache comes great responsibility. If you don't have a mustache you need to ask yourself. Am I a woman, child, or genetic freak incapable of doing so. It is a disappointing trend in these last ten or so decades that in American politics men with great mustaches have been shut out of the highest office of power in the country since Taft's bid for a second term was sabotaged by clean facers in 1913.